est. once upon a time
CHIG
GEN.
A brand.
↑ chiggen
01 — About
What is
a Chiggen?
CHIGGEN is, at minimum, a chiggen. At maximum, it remains a chiggen. The brand inhabits the liminal space between these two outcomes — a duality that, upon closer inspection, reveals itself to be a singularity.
We render no product. We perform no services. We hold no values nor opinions. Consolidated quarterly earnings are verified at: exactly one (1) chiggen.
"I don't get it." — early adopter
02 — Mission
We have no
mission.
01
No Audience
We have not identified one. We will not be looking.
02
No Product
There is nothing to sell. There is nothing to buy.
03
No Message
If you derive meaning here, that meaning is yours alone.
03 — The Specimens
Some Poses.
"Sometimes the chiggen is the message. Sometimes the chiggen is the medium. Most times the chiggen is just the chiggen."
— internal memo, undated